May I Suggest The Sausage Shirts
My palms were sweating so much I could have watered the wilting fern on the bistro table. Across from me sat Liam, whose online profile had promised a shared love of obscure documentaries and questionable puns. So far, we’d only managed awkward small talk about the weather.
“So,” I began, my voice a little too high-pitched, “I, uh, run a small business. It’s called… May I Suggest The Sausage Shirts.”
Liam’s eyebrows shot up. “Sausage Shirts?”
Relief flooded me. This was it. “Yeah! It’s, like, shirts with sausage-related puns. My best seller is ‘I Wurst for You.'”
He chuckled, a genuine, warm sound that made my heart skip a beat. “That’s amazing! I actually have a friend who’s obsessed with sausages. I’m going to have to get him one.”
The tension melted away. We spent the next hour debating the merits of different sausage puns, and I knew, fern or no fern, this date was going to be okay.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












