Portland Frogs Dont Obey Shirts
The power died just as the sun dipped, plunging the house into cozy darkness. We scrambled for candles, their flickering light dancing on the walls. My partner, ever the entertainer, grabbed a “Portland Frogs Don’t Obey” shirt from the laundry basket. “Gather ’round, children,” he boomed, draping it over his head like a theatrical headdress.
He began a ridiculous tale, the frog on the shirt becoming a rebellious hero, fighting the tyrannical toads of the Willamette. Each candle flicker amplified the drama, transforming the living room into a makeshift stage. My laughter mingled with the crackling wax. The blackout, initially a nuisance, had become a magical, frog-powered adventure, proving that even in the dark, a little absurdity can light up the night.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












