No King But Christ Ornaments Shirts
The pizza guy, a teenager with acne and a nervous twitch, held out two steaming boxes. “Two pepperoni for…Johnson?”
“That’s me!” I chirped, grabbing the boxes. Except…we ordered Hawaiian. And weren’t expecting company. Peeking inside, I saw my neighbor, Mrs. Henderson, staring at me from her porch, a look of pure mortification on her face. She was clearly expecting these.
Then, she saw my shirt. Boldly printed across my chest were the words “No King But Christ Ornaments.” Her eyes widened. She clutched her chest, mouthing, “Oh, thank God!”
“Wrong house!” I yelled cheerfully, walking towards her. “Happy to be the delivery guy for once!” She practically snatched the pizzas, whispering, “You have no idea how much you just saved me.” I just winked, feeling grateful for my quirky Christmas-themed apparel.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












