Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Ornaments Shirts
The wrong pizza arrived – pineapple and ham, a culinary crime against humanity in my book. I opened the door to complain, ready to unleash my inner Karen, but froze. Standing there was my new neighbor, a guy I’d been subtly checking out, looking mortified.
“Oh my god, I am so sorry! That’s…not yours,” he stammered, gesturing to the offending pizza. My eyes darted to his shirt – a slightly-too-small “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Ornaments” tee, stretched across his chest. It was so ridiculous, so unexpected, I burst out laughing.
“No worries,” I managed, still chuckling. “Wrong pizza happens. But that shirt…is amazing.” He grinned, relief flooding his face. “It was a gag gift! But hey, at least it broke the ice. Pizza do-over?” He offered. And just like that, a potential disaster became a first date, all thanks to questionable pizza and even more questionable fashion.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












