Portland Frog Dont Obey Retro Shirts
The musty scent of forgotten dreams hung heavy in the air. Racks overflowed with polyester ghosts and denim demons. I was on a mission: find the legendary “Portland Frog Dont Obey Retro Shirts,” a mythical garment whispered about in hushed tones by local fashionistas.
Bin after bin, I unearthed nothing but moth-eaten sweaters and questionable graphic tees. Discouragement gnawed. Then, tucked behind a sequined bolero, a glint of emerald green. My heart leaped. I pulled it free.
There it was. The iconic frog, defiant and dripping with Portland cool, emblazoned on a perfectly faded vintage tee. It was my size. It felt like destiny, the universe conspiring to drape me in the ultimate symbol of anti-establishment amphibian chic. Today, I was not just shopping; I was answering a sartorial calling.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












