Ohio Pain Map 2025 Shirts
The doorbell rang. Expecting pepperoni, I opened it to a confused-looking woman holding a large pizza. “Uh, this is for… Johnson?” she asked hesitantly. My name is Miller. “Wrong house,” I replied, about to close the door.
Then I saw it – a familiar figure shuffling behind her, my ex, Sarah, looking mortified. Apparently, she’d ordered pizza to *my* address. Awkward.
Before I could stammer an explanation, the delivery woman’s eyes landed on my T-shirt. It was a gag gift, a map of Ohio with areas labeled “Sciatica Hotspot” and “Cleveland Shoulder of Discomfort 2025.”
“Oh!” she exclaimed, her face lighting up. “You’re the physical therapist! Sarah must have put the clinic address by mistake.” She handed me the pizza. “Enjoy!”
Sarah, still red-faced, just nodded weakly. “Thanks,” she mumbled. The delivery woman left. Crisis averted, thanks to a ridiculous t-shirt. Pizza and pain, a strangely effective icebreaker.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












