Portland Frog Dont Obey Shirts
I hoisted a basket overflowing with kombucha and artisanal pickles onto the conveyor belt. My “Portland Frog Dont Obey” t-shirt, a vibrant green amphibian giving the middle finger, was on full display.
“Interesting shirt,” the cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, said, scanning a jar of kimchi.
“It’s a statement,” I replied, a little too defensively.
“A statement about what exactly?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Individuality! Nonconformity! Questioning the system!”
She chuckled. “By buying organic kale at Whole Foods?”
My cheeks flushed. “Okay, maybe it’s ironic. It’s Portland, irony is our currency.”
“Or maybe,” she said, handing me my receipt, “it’s just another way to sell t-shirts to tourists.” She winked. “Have a nice day!” I mumbled a thank you, feeling strangely exposed. The frog on my chest suddenly felt less defiant, more…complicit.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












