For Zodiac Terribly Measured Shirts
The power died with a dramatic flicker, plunging the neighborhood into darkness. Inside, we huddled around a cluster of candles, their tiny flames dancing on our faces. “Tell us a story, Grandpa!” my niece piped up.
Grandpa chuckled, his eyes twinkling in the candlelight. “Alright,” he began, “Let me tell you about the night the stars aligned… poorly. See, I was wearing my ‘For Zodiac Terribly Measured Shirts’ Aries tee, the one that claimed I was bold and impulsive. Turns out, I was just impulsive. I decided to ‘boldly’ rearrange the living room furniture in the dark. Let’s just say, the coffee table and I became very well acquainted. That’s when I realized, maybe the stars had it wrong. Maybe I’m just clumsy.”
We all roared with laughter, the candlelight illuminating our shared amusement. Even in the dark, Grandpa’s terrible zodiac tee brought us light.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












