Futurama Pimp Bender Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could have watered the restaurant’s wilting succulents. Across from me sat Sarah, her smile as radiant as the theoretical sun I was probably blocking out with my nervous energy. I mentally cursed my decision to wear my “Futurama Pimp Bender Shirts” t-shirt. Too nerdy? Too…me?
“So,” I stammered, fiddling with my water glass. “This shirt…it’s…Bender from Futurama?”
Sarah’s eyes lit up. “Oh my god, I LOVE Futurama! He’s the best! ‘Bite my shiny metal ass’ is basically my life motto.”
Relief washed over me. “No way! Mine too! What’s your favorite episode?”
The conversation flowed effortlessly from there. We debated the merits of Zoidberg’s comedic timing, quoted lines back and forth, and even planned a Futurama marathon. My nerdy shirt, my biggest fear, had become the perfect icebreaker. Maybe this date wouldn’t be a total disaster after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












