Death Before Dishonor Shirts
(Upbeat, slightly aggressive rock music blares from the truck’s speakers)
**Truck:** “GRILL SERGEANT: BURGERS WORTH FIGHTING FOR!”
**(A large, intimidating chef with a handlebar mustache yells from the serving window)**
**Chef:** “Next! What’ll it be, maggot?”
**(He squints at the customer, then his eyes light up)**
**Chef:** “Hold up! Is that a…is that a *Death Before Dishonor* shirt?! By the gods, you understand the sacred oath! You know the true meaning of grilled perfection!”
**(He slams a fist on the counter, making the truck shake slightly)**
**Chef:** “Forget what you ordered, soldier! Today, you feast! One ‘Victory Burger,’ triple patty, extra bacon, and a side of ‘Freedom Fries,’ all on the house! You earned it! Loyalty like yours deserves to be rewarded. Now eat up and stand tall!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












