Crim3s Face Vintage Shirts
The lukewarm water sprayed my ancient Corolla as I waited, bored, at the car wash. I fiddled with the frayed collar of my “Crim3s Face Vintage Shirts” tee, a relic from my questionable music taste phase. Suddenly, a sleek, black Bentley pulled up beside me. Out stepped a woman, all sharp angles and designer sunglasses.
She glanced at my car, then her gaze locked onto my shirt. “Crim3s?” she asked, a hint of surprise in her voice. “Haven’t heard that name in ages.”
My eyebrows shot up. “You know them?”
She chuckled, pushing her sunglasses up. “Know them? Darling, I practically discovered them. Back when they were playing in smoky basements. Great shirt, by the way. Takes me back.” She winked, then turned her attention back to her pristine Bentley. I was left speechless, covered in soap suds and the lingering scent of expensive perfume. Who knew Crim3s had such a sophisticated fanbase?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












