Cow Mushroom Moo Chews Shirts
The line at the car wash snaked around the block, giving me ample time to regret my life choices, including wearing my “Cow Mushroom Moo Chews” t-shirt. It was a niche design, even for me. Suddenly, a gruff voice cut through my internal monologue.
“Hey, kid! Nice shirt.”
I turned to see a burly biker, tattoos crawling up his arms, leather jacket gleaming. He looked like he’d sooner wrestle a bear than compliment someone’s clothing.
“Uh, thanks?” I stammered, completely thrown.
He chuckled, a sound like rocks tumbling down a hill. “My granddaughter, Lily, she’s obsessed with mushrooms. Got a whole book on ’em. She’d flip for that cow thing. Where’d you get it?”
I pointed to the online shop printed on the back. “Maybe she’ll find something she likes.” He just nodded, a strangely gentle smile flickering across his face, and turned back to his gleaming Harley. Suddenly, my shirt didn’t feel so ridiculous anymore.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












