The Callous Daoboys Want You Dead Limited Edition Shirts
The doorbell rang, startling me mid-Daoboys riff on air guitar. Pizza! Except, the guy looked confused. “Uh, address is 14 Elm?”
“Yep, that’s me!” I chirped, grabbing my wallet.
He squinted. “Name’s… Debby?”
I blinked. Definitely not me. Then I noticed his eyes flick to the stack of “The Callous Daoboys Want You Dead Limited Edition Shirts” I’d just received, proudly displayed on the coffee table.
“Oh! Right! Debby! That’s… uh… my stage name,” I stammered, grabbing a shirt. “Yeah, I’m a… *performance artist*. And this is… *research*.”
The delivery guy looked unconvinced, but the promise of a tip seemed to sway him. He handed over the pizza, muttering, “Alright, Debby. Enjoy your… art.” I shut the door, collapsing in laughter. My Daoboys obsession had just saved me from some serious pizza-related awkwardness.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












