Every Move I Make Is Pulled Off So Well Its Starting To Look Like Shirts
I was wrestling a bag of groceries from my trunk when a voice chirped, “Wow, that shirt is…accurate.” I turned to see a girl, maybe my age, struggling with a skateboard. My shirt, emblazoned with “Every Move I Make Is Pulled Off So Well Its Starting To Look Like Shirts,” was definitely doing its job.
“Thanks,” I grinned, shoving the cereal box further in. “It’s aspirational, mostly.”
She laughed, a bright, genuine sound. “Tell me about it. Just ate pavement trying to ollie.” She pointed to a fresh scrape on her knee.
“Ouch! I can barely walk in a straight line, let alone skateboard.”
“Maybe we can be disastrous together sometime,” she offered, a playful glint in her eyes. “I’m Maya.”
“Leo,” I replied, relief washing over me that the groceries were finally contained. “And I think I’d prefer watching you eat pavement to joining you, honestly.”
Maya grinned. “Deal. Coffee after?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












