Christmas F Caw F Squad Festive Chicken Shirts
“Morning, Mrs. Henderson,” I chirped, trying to ignore the drilling sound already echoing from a nearby room. I settled into the chair, adjusting my “Christmas Caw F Squad Festive Chicken Shirts” – a truly inspired purchase, I thought, even if my wife disagreed.
Dr. Miller bustled in, his eyes flicking to my festive flock. “Quite the shirt,” he said, a forced chuckle escaping. “Big chicken fan, are we?”
“Oh, you know,” I stammered, suddenly feeling self-conscious. “Just spreading some, uh, holiday cheer. It’s the ‘Caw F Squad’, get it? Like SWAT… but chickens…” My voice trailed off.
He nodded politely, already fiddling with his instruments. “Right, well, let’s have a look-see. Open wide, please. Try not to think about poultry.” My mouth gaped open, and I could practically feel the judgement radiating from my festive fowl.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












