Parody Of Trump On Magazine Cover Shirts
The wrong pizza arrived. Pepperoni, not my vegan delight. Before I could politely refuse, Mrs. Henderson, my notoriously gossipy neighbor, snatched it. “Oh, you shouldn’t!” she chirped, already halfway through a slice.
Suddenly, her eyes widened, fixing on my chest. I was wearing my “Making Pizza Great Again” shirt, featuring a familiar orange face devouring a pizza. Mrs. Henderson choked, sputtering pepperoni.
“Oh dear,” she stammered, “I… I thought you were… someone else.” She frantically wiped her mouth. “Terribly sorry about the pizza! Enjoy!” She practically sprinted back inside, leaving the pepperoni monstrosity on my porch. My parody shirt, usually just a conversation starter, had somehow saved me from an awkward, potentially gossip-fueled encounter. Maybe there was something to be said for politically charged pizza apparel after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












