Life Is Short Party Hard Shirts
My palms were sweating so much I could have watered the wilting fern on the restaurant table. Across from me sat Liam, whose online photos hadn’t prepared me for the sheer wattage of his smile. I was a mess, rambling about the traffic, the questionable fern, anything to avoid actual conversation.
Then Liam chuckled. “Is that… a ‘Life Is Short Party Hard’ shirt?” He pointed to the sliver peeking out from under my jacket.
My face flushed. “Oh god, this old thing? I wear it to paint in.” Mortification warred with a sudden surge of relief.
“No way! I have the same one!” He pulled up his sleeve, revealing the matching slogan. “Best impulse buy ever. So, spill. What’s the wildest party you’ve ever been to?”
The fern suddenly looked a lot less depressing. The ice was officially broken, courtesy of a questionable fashion choice.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












