I Was Asleep When 5sos Released Boyband Ornaments Shirts
The car wash was a symphony of screeching machinery and hissing water. I slumped in a plastic chair, scrolling through my phone, trying to ignore the industrial noise. I was wearing my most comfortable attire: sweatpants and my prized “I Was Asleep When 5sos Released Boyband Ornaments Shirts.”
Suddenly, a deep voice startled me. “Hey, cool shirt!”
I looked up, expecting a fellow pop-punk enthusiast. Instead, I saw a burly biker dude, tattoos snaking up his arms, a handlebar mustache that could rival a walrus. He gestured to my shirt with a grease-stained hand. “My daughter’s obsessed with those guys. Says they’re ‘totally radical.'”
I blinked, speechless. “Uh, thanks?”
He chuckled, a rumbling sound like a distant motorcycle. “Yeah, she’d lose her mind if she saw that. Keep rockin’ it, kid.” He winked and lumbered off, leaving me in stunned silence, my 5SOS shirt suddenly feeling a whole lot cooler.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












