Detroit Lions Dad Definition Ornaments Shirts
Dr. Miller poked around, the metal instruments clicking against my teeth. “So,” she started, her voice slightly muffled behind her mask, “big Lions fan, I presume?”
I mumbled a “Yeah,” around the suction tube, trying not to swallow.
“I saw you wearing one of those… ‘Detroit Lions Dad Definition’ shirts the other day. Clever!” She paused, scraping something I hoped wasn’t my enamel. “My husband loves those kinds of novelty tees. Especially if they involve football.”
My mind raced. Should I launch into a Lions breakdown? Was this a test of my loyalty? I just wanted a cleaning! “They’re…uh…popular,” I managed, feeling a bead of sweat trickle down my temple.
“Definitely. And you know, with the season coming up…” She trailed off, then abruptly switched gears. “Alright, rinse and spit.” I felt a wave of relief. Crisis averted. For now.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












