Skeleton Halloween This Is My Costume Now Give Me A Beer Shirts
“That’ll be $32.47,” the cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, chirped. She scanned my milk and bread, then paused, her eyes lingering on my “Skeleton Halloween This Is My Costume Now Give Me A Beer” shirt.
“So, dedicated, huh?” she said, a hint of amusement in her voice.
“Hey, comfort and commitment,” I replied, shrugging. “Can’t go wrong.”
“I don’t know,” she countered, “Isn’t it a little… early? It’s barely September.”
“It’s never too early for Halloween,” I declared, feigning offense. “Besides, who needs a specific date to embrace their inner skeleton?”
A customer behind me chuckled. “He’s got a point. We’re all just walking skeletons anyway!”
The cashier rolled her eyes playfully. “Alright, alright. Just promise me you’ll at least switch to a pumpkin spice latte soon.” She bagged my groceries, still smiling. “Here you go. Happy… prematurely spooky season?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












