Gnome Santa Hat You Can Just Supercalifuckilistic Kissmyassadocious Christmas Shirts
The Dewey Decimal System blurred before my eyes. I was supposed to be researching the socio-economic impact of Victorian-era chimney sweeps, but my focus kept drifting. It was the hat. The ridiculous, fluffy red gnome hat perched precariously on my head. I’d worn it to be festive, but now it was a portal to Christmases past.
Suddenly, I remembered last year’s office party, fueled by cheap eggnog and the sheer audacity of wearing my “Gnome Santa Hat You Can Just Supercalifuckilistic Kissmyassadocious Christmas Shirt.” My boss, Mr. Henderson, had choked on his mince pie, sputtering about indecency. Then there was Aunt Mildred’s horrified gasp, followed by Uncle Barry’s booming laughter and demands to know where he could get one. The memory made me snort, earning a glare from a nearby librarian. Back to chimney sweeps, I told myself, forcing my attention back to the text. But the gnomes were winning.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












