Otter I Dont Stop When Im Tired I Stop When I Am Fucking Done Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous kid with a perpetually surprised expression, stood on my porch, holding a pepperoni pizza. “Uh, Johnson residence?”
“Nope, Miller,” I replied, already reaching for my wallet. “But we ordered a pepperoni.”
He looked relieved. “Oh, good! Mrs. Johnson was… adamant she didn’t order pizza.” He pointed to my shirt, one of those “Otter I Don’t Stop When I’m Tired, I Stop When I’m Fucking Done” shirts I wear for comfort. “She saw you and, uh, said ‘Anyone who wears that shirt deserves a pepperoni pizza more than I do.'”
Suddenly, a shrill voice pierced the air. “Absolutely! You enjoy that pizza, young man! I’m on a diet!” Mrs. Johnson, from next door, was waving furiously from her window. The pizza guy and I exchanged bewildered glances, then I paid, grabbed the pizza, and retreated inside. Score one for surprisingly effective fashion choices.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












