Vanna Burning Church Eyes Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I grabbed the pizza. “Johnson?” the delivery guy asked. “Nope, Miller,” I replied, confused. He checked the receipt, then his face paled. “Oh man, I messed up. Wrong house, wrong pizza.”
Suddenly, Mrs. Johnson from next door appeared, arms crossed. “Where’s our pizza, young man? We’re starving!” Awkward silence hung thick in the air. Then her eyes widened, focusing on my chest. “Vanna Burning Church Eyes?!” she exclaimed, pointing at my band t-shirt.
Her husband shuffled behind her, equally mesmerized. “You guys like Vanna?!” I asked, surprised. Turns out they were huge fans. The pizza mix-up was forgotten as we launched into a passionate discussion about their discography. Crisis averted, all thanks to my questionable taste in metalcore. They even let me keep the wrong pizza!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












