We Are All Frog Portland Frog Anti Ice Shirts
“So,” Dr. Miller said, adjusting the bib around my neck, “big weather we’ve been having, huh?”
I mumbled something around the suction tube, acutely aware of my “We Are All Frog Portland Frog Anti Ice Shirts” shirt peeking out. I’d worn it ironically, but now it felt like a beacon of Portland weirdness.
“Yeah,” he continued, probing my gums. “Saw you’re repping the frogs. Smart. They’re the real heroes this winter.” He chuckled, a sound muffled by his mask. “My daughter’s obsessed. Says they’re ‘anti-freeze champions.'”
My heart hammered. Was he judging me? Was this a test of my Portland bona fides? I managed a garbled, “Ribbit,” which, in retrospect, was mortifying.
He paused, looking genuinely puzzled. “Right. Well, let’s get those pearly whites sparkling, shall we? We wouldn’t want the frogs to be ashamed.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












