Ribbit Against The Machine Portland Frog Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I opened the door to a confused-looking teenager holding a pepperoni pizza. “Uh, this for…Miller?” he mumbled, checking the address. “Nope, wrong house,” I replied, noticing his nervous sweat.
Just then, Mrs. Davison from next door emerged, face red. “Oh, thank goodness! That’s ours! I accidentally gave them *my* address when I ordered.” She snatched the pizza, then her gaze landed on my t-shirt. It read: “Ribbit Against The Machine – Portland Frog Shirts.”
Her eyes widened. “Oh my gosh! You too? I thought I was the only one on the block who loved frog punk!” Relief washed over her face, replacing embarrassment with shared enthusiasm. “Come over later! We can listen to ‘Hypnotoad’ and discuss the bassline!” Pizza averted a social disaster, and a frog-punk friendship was born.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












