I Went To Hapa Heaven And All I Got Was This Ketamine Addiction Union Jack Flag Shirts
(Setting: A bustling food truck rally, Hawaiian BBQ wafts through the air)
**Hapa Heaven BBQ – Where East Meets West (and Your Tastebuds Meet Bliss!)**
(A sign above the order window reads: “Free Meal With Qualifying Shirt!”)
Hey there, aloha! Welcome to Hapa Heaven! You look hungry. What’ll it be? Kalua pig plate? Maybe some loco moco?
Wait a second…is that…is that a “I Went To Hapa Heaven And All I Got Was This Ketamine Addiction Union Jack Flag” shirt?! Oh my god, you’re one of *them*!
Alright, alright, you know the deal. Show it off, let everyone see, and you get a free meal, on the house! Just try not to start any fights with the British tourists, yeah? And maybe, just maybe, seek some help. Just saying. Now, what can I get for you, my friend? Enjoy the ‘ono grinds!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












