One Eyed Willies Boat Tours Weve Been Expecting You Shirts
The rhythmic swoosh of the car wash lulled me into a near-meditative state. I was rocking my lucky “One Eyed Willie’s Boat Tours – We’ve Been Expecting You” t-shirt, a souvenir from a truly disastrous, yet hilarious, family vacation.
Suddenly, a tap on the window startled me. A distinguished-looking woman, probably in her late sixties, with impeccably coiffed silver hair, was pointing at my shirt. I braced myself for a complaint about its silliness.
Instead, her eyes twinkled. “One Eyed Willie’s! Oh, the memories!” she exclaimed, her voice surprisingly gravelly. “My late husband and I honeymooned there. He lost his dentures on the ‘Treasure Hunt’ tour. Good times, good times.” She winked. “Tell me, are they still serving those lethal rum punches?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












