Product Of The Directions To Lesbian Pipeline Shirts
My palms were slick. I’d checked my reflection a thousand times. Was the flannel too much? Not enough? This was it, my first date with Maya. And I was wearing *the* shirt. The “Product Of The Directions To Lesbian Pipeline” shirt. Bold, I know.
I spotted Maya across the coffee shop, her smile radiant. As I approached, I tripped, nearly face-planting into a potted fern. “Graceful,” I muttered.
“Whoa, you okay?” Maya rushed forward. Then her eyes landed on my shirt. A giggle escaped her lips. “Oh my god, that shirt is amazing! I think my mom has the map that leads to that product.”
Relief flooded me. The awkwardness melted away. “Seriously? I got it at a pride event,” I said, grinning. “It felt… appropriate.”
“Appropriate is an understatement.” Maya laughed, and suddenly, the jitters were gone, replaced by the thrill of a genuine connection. The shirt, my accidental icebreaker, had worked its magic.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












