Elias Thompson Big Sexy Graphic Shirts
The elevator lurched, lights flickering before plunging us into near darkness. A collective groan filled the small space. “Great,” someone sighed. Silence descended, punctuated only by nervous coughs. Then, a woman cleared her throat. “Nice shirt,” she said hesitantly.
A guy in the corner shifted, pulling at the fabric. “Oh, uh, thanks. It’s…Elias Thompson. Big Sexy Graphic Shirts. You know?”
Another voice piped up. “Big Sexy? I’ve seen those ads. The one with the unicorn playing poker?”
“Yeah, that’s the one! I got it for irony, you know?” He chuckled nervously.
Suddenly, a debate erupted. “I think the taco cat one is funnier!” “No way, the existential potato is the best!” Stuck between floors, we were now united in our appreciation (or mild disdain) for Elias Thompson and his Big Sexy Graphic Shirts. The air, once thick with anxiety, now buzzed with the bizarre.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












