I Wouldnt Do Much For Turkey Or Ham Sketchy For Deviled Eggs Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was living my best beach life in my prized “I Wouldn’t Do Much For Turkey Or Ham Sketchy For Deviled Eggs” shirt. It’s a conversation starter, to say the least. I was building a magnificent sandcastle, when a rogue wave decided my architectural masterpiece needed “enhancement.”
I dove to salvage it, succeeding only in coating myself, and more importantly, my beloved shirt, in wet sand. Now, the already questionable slogan was obscured by gritty granules. Instead of a clear declaration of my deviled egg devotion, it looked like I was vaguely threatening poultry.
A group of kids pointed and giggled. A nearby couple exchanged bewildered glances. I brushed at the sand, only making it worse. Now I was the guy with the sand-encrusted, ambiguously threatening shirt. Maybe I *would* do a lot for deviled eggs, just to escape this awkward situation.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












