Kerrang Slime Men Shirts
The elevator lurched, lights flickering like a dodgy strobe. A collective groan rippled through the eight trapped souls. Awkward silence hung thicker than cheap hairspray. Then, a voice, timid at first, broke the tension.
“Uh, cool shirt,” a young woman with neon green hair mumbled, eyes fixed on my chest.
My “Kerrang Slime Men Shirts” design, a grotesque but glorious mashup of punk rock and amorphous goo, suddenly became the epicenter of attention.
“Slime Men! Dude, I haven’t thought about them in years!” a tattooed biker exclaimed, a grin splitting his face.
“Is that the limited edition green print?” a corporate type in a power suit asked, momentarily shedding his veneer of professionalism.
The elevator transformed into a haven for obscure punk rock appreciation. We debated their discography, argued about the best slime-related lyric, and even theorized about a potential reunion tour. Forget the broken elevator; the Slime Men had resurrected, if only for a few minutes.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












