T Rex Biggest Nerf In History T Shirts
The doorbell rang. I opened it to a confused-looking pizza guy holding a steaming box. “Order for… Johnson?” he asked, squinting at his phone. “Nope, wrong house.” I said, about to close the door.
Then, a bloodcurdling scream erupted from next door. Mrs. Henderson, my notoriously shy neighbor, was wrestling with a six-foot-tall inflatable T-Rex, its tiny arms flailing. It was clearly losing.
“Uh, hold on!” I grabbed the pizza. “Mrs. Henderson! Pizza!” I yelled, pointing to my chest. My “T Rex Biggest Nerf In History T Shirt” was clearly visible. Her eyes widened, a flicker of recognition in them. She suddenly understood.
Distracted, the T-Rex deflated slightly. Mrs. Henderson seized the opportunity, shoving it back into its box. The pizza, a peace offering disguised as a delivery error, had saved the day. The pizza guy just blinked, utterly bewildered.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












