Stitch Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares Stir And Shove It T Shirts
Okay, focus. Library. Study. History of the Ottoman Empire. Right. But…is that a giggle I hear? Someone’s definitely staring. Oh god, is it my shirt again? My “Stitch Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares Stir And Shove It” T-shirt.
Ugh, why did I wear this? Remember that time Sarah wore it to that stuffy family dinner? My aunt almost choked on her asparagus. Or when I accidentally wore it to volunteer at the soup kitchen? The looks… priceless and mortifying all at once.
Okay, focus! Ottoman Empire. But the coffee… the coffee reminds me of that all-nighter before the art history exam. This shirt was my battle armor then. Maybe it can be my armor now. Stitch and his cup of “fuckoffee” will get me through this too. Right, time to conquer the Ottomans.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












