Pumpkin Take Me On A Hayride And Call Me Pretty Halloween T Shirts
**(Truck is brightly decorated with gourds and spooky lights. Sign reads: “The Pumpkin Patch Grub Hub – Fall Flavors to Die For!”)**
**You:** “Hey there, welcome to The Pumpkin Patch! What can I get for you?”
**(If customer is wearing the shirt):**
**You (eyes widening in mock surprise):** “Oh my gourd! Is that… is that a ‘Pumpkin Take Me On A Hayride And Call Me Pretty’ shirt? Well, shiver me timbers, you’ve unlocked a special Halloween treat! That shirt entitles you to one free meal from our spooky specials menu! That’s right, your amazing taste in autumnal apparel just scored you a free Pumpkin Spice Grilled Cheese, a Witches Brew Chili, or even our Monster Mash Mac & Cheese! Just pick your poison, and consider it our way of saying you look absolutely *fang-tastic*!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












