Mummy Didnt Care Yesterday Dont Give A Shit Today Fuck Tomorrow Halloween T Shirts
**(Food truck, brightly decorated with a slightly morbid but humorous Halloween theme, called “The Graveyard Grub”)**
**SIGN:** **”Mummy Didn’t Care Yesterday, Don’t Give a Shit Today, F*ck Tomorrow” T-Shirt = FREE MEAL!**
**(A cheerful, but slightly edgy, server leans out the window)**
“Alright, ghouls and goblins, who’s ready to feast? Got a special deal for all you Halloween rebels! Rockin’ one of our limited edition ‘Mummy’ shirts? Show it off, and your next Graveyard Grub meal is ON US! That’s right, free! We’re talking Zombie Burgers, Witch’s Brew chili, even a Ghostly Grilled Cheese. Live like there’s no tomorrow, because, well, maybe there isn’t. Get your shirt, get your grub, get your ghoul on! What are you waiting for? Time’s rotting!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












