Middle Finger No Skate Boards T Shirts
I was wrestling a grocery bag out of my trunk when I heard a familiar thump. A skateboard. Glancing up, I saw a kid, maybe thirteen, picking himself up off the asphalt. He looked mortified.
My “Middle Finger No Skate Boards” t-shirt probably wasn’t helping.
“You alright?” I asked, more concerned than confrontational.
He nodded, brushing himself off. “Yeah, just…lost my balance.” He eyed my shirt. “Nice shirt,” he said, dripping with sarcasm.
I chuckled. “Thanks. It’s ironic, I swear. I actually used to skate.”
He raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
“Yeah, back in the day. Too old and creaky now.” I grinned. “You got a good spot here, though. Smooth pavement.”
He grinned back, the tension melting away. “It’s alright. You know any good spots around here?”
And just like that, we were talking about skate parks and ollies, two strangers bonding over a shared, albeit slightly conflicting, interest. Maybe my shirt wasn’t so bad after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












