Jason Voorhees Officer Monday 13th Halloween T Shirts
The wrong pizza arrived. Instead of my pepperoni, a Hawaiian sat steaming. “Not mine,” I told the delivery guy, a nervous teen. “But…the address?” he stammered, checking his phone.
Suddenly, the door behind me opened. A woman, dripping wet from the shower, peeked out. “Did someone say pizza?” she asked, then froze, eyes wide. “Oh, uh, wrong house!” she squeaked, retreating.
The delivery guy looked mortified. Clearly, he’d stumbled into something…awkward. He started apologizing profusely, but I just grinned. I pointed to my “Jason Voorhees Officer Monday 13th Halloween T Shirt.” “Relax, pal. It’s Friday the 13th. Weird stuff happens.”
He chuckled, relieved. “Yeah, you’re right.” I took the Hawaiian, winked, and said, “Tell her it’s from Jason.” He practically ran back to his car, leaving me to ponder the mysteries of pineapple and near-naked neighbors. At least my shirt averted a full-blown crisis.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












