One Nation Under Frog Portland Frog Resist Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I grabbed the pizza, ready to devour my pepperoni passion. “That’ll be $22.50,” the delivery guy mumbled, avoiding eye contact. I handed him the cash, noticing his nervous fidgeting. As he turned to leave, a woman’s voice shrieked from inside the house, “Who is it, honey? Are you back already?”
The delivery guy froze, mortified. Apparently, he was *not* the husband. Before I could formulate an escape plan, the woman appeared, eyes wide. Then, she saw my t-shirt. “One Nation Under Frog,” it proclaimed, alongside a Portland Frog Resist design. She burst out laughing, the tension visibly draining away. “Oh my god, I love your shirt! Portland, am I right?” The delivery guy, equally relieved, chuckled nervously. I mumbled something about supporting local artists and ducked inside, leaving the awkwardness to dissipate in the wake of frog-themed solidarity.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












