Severen Fan Club Vampire Goo Shirts
The pizza guy arrived, but the name on the box wasn’t mine. “Uh, I think you have the wrong house,” I said, peering at the label. “This is for… a Mr. & Mrs. Harker?”
He paled. “Oh, no. I’m so sorry. Wrong address. I’ll just-” He stopped, noticing the couple standing behind me. They were *definitely* Mr. & Mrs. Harker. Awkward.
Then Mrs. Harker’s eyes widened, not in anger, but in recognition. “Wait… is that a Severen Fan Club shirt?” she asked, pointing to my t-shirt covered in green goo.
“Uh, yeah?” I stammered.
Mr. Harker chuckled. “We’re huge fans! Severen’s ‘Gooey Goodness’ is a masterpiece. Keep the pizza, consider it a fan tribute!” He winked. The pizza guy looked relieved as he scurried away. Turns out, a shared love for cheesy vampire movies can save the day, and a pizza.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












