No Kings Since 1776 Ornaments Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous-looking teenager, thrust the steaming box towards me. “Johnson residence?” he mumbled, avoiding eye contact. “Yep!” I chirped, ready to devour my pepperoni. Then Mrs. Higgins, my neighbor, appeared, her face a mask of polite fury. “Actually, that’s mine. I ordered sausage and mushroom… and I’m *certain* I didn’t order that shirt.”
I glanced down. My “No Kings Since 1776 Ornaments” shirt, a Christmas gag, was in plain view. Mrs. Higgins, a staunch royalist, visibly recoiled. “Oh, dear,” she muttered, grabbing her pizza. Before the awkwardness could solidify, I grinned. “Happy holidays, Mrs. Higgins! Enjoy your pizza!” She managed a tight smile and retreated. The pizza guy, wide-eyed, stammered, “Did… did your shirt just save me?” I shrugged. “Sometimes, you gotta choose your battles. Or, in this case, your pizza toppings.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












