Legalize Marinara Ornaments Shirts
My palms were sweating so much I could have seasoned a whole pot of pasta. This was it, my first date with Ben, the cute activist from the “Save the Squirrels” rally. I clutched my tote bag, the one strategically placed to partially hide my “Legalize Marinara Ornaments” t-shirt. It was a bold choice, even for me.
He arrived, radiating warmth and…was that amusement in his eyes? “That’s… quite the shirt,” he chuckled, pointing at the tomato-sauce-stained ornament plastered across my chest.
My cheeks flushed crimson. “I, uh, I believe in festive freedom?” I stammered.
He laughed, a genuine, hearty laugh that eased my anxiety. “Well, I can’t say I’ve ever considered the legal implications of marinara-based decorations, but I’m intrigued. Tell me more.”
Suddenly, the date didn’t feel so terrifying. Maybe, just maybe, my questionable fashion sense would save the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












