Frankenstein Fists Ornaments T Shirts
The aroma of sizzling chorizo and sweet peppers hung heavy in the air, drawing customers like moths to a flame. “Next!” I called out, wiping my hands on my apron. A guy in a faded band t-shirt approached, a hesitant smile on his face.
“Hey, I saw your sign about the free meal,” he said, pointing to the hand-painted board that read, “Frankenstein Fists Ornaments T-Shirts Get a Free Meal!”. He tugged nervously at his own shirt, which featured a cartoon Frankenstein attempting to juggle Christmas ornaments.
I grinned. “Well, well, well! Looks like we have a winner! You’re the first one all day! What can I get for ya? The Chorizo Bomb is popular, or maybe the Veggie Volcano if you’re feeling something lighter. It’s all on the house, as long as you promise to rock that amazing shirt with pride!” I chuckled, already reaching for a tortilla.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












