What The Flock Ornaments T Shirts
The sun beat down on the line of cars snaking towards the car wash. I shifted, the cotton of my “What The Flock Ornaments T Shirts” sticking to my back. Christmas in July – ironic, considering the heat.
Suddenly, a low rumble cut through the pop music blaring from a nearby SUV. A vintage Cadillac, gleaming like a chrome-plated shark, pulled up beside me. The driver, a woman with silver hair piled high and sunglasses bigger than my hands, leaned out.
“Darling,” she drawled, her voice husky, “that t-shirt is simply divine. Flocking ornaments? Genius!”
My jaw dropped. This woman looked like she belonged on a yacht, not admiring my quirky Christmas tee.
“You… you like it?” I stammered.
“Like it? I adore it! Tell me, where does one acquire such a masterpiece?” She tilted her head, a mischievous glint in her eye. “Perhaps I’ll buy the entire stock and wear them to my next garden party.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












