Murder By Death 10 25 10 26 2025 Portland Or Shirts
(The food truck, “Culinary Cadaver,” is decked out in gothic lettering and spooky decor.)
“Alright, next victim… I mean, customer!” I bellow, adjusting my skull-shaped chef’s hat. “Ah, what have we here? A fellow connoisseur of the macabre! I see you’re sporting the coveted ‘Murder By Death’ shirt for their Portland show. Excellent taste!
As a reward for your dedication to dark tales and haunting melodies, your order is completely on the house! That’s right, choose anything you desire from our menu of deliciously deadly dishes. Perhaps the ‘Hemlock Hummus Wrap,’ the ‘Arsenic Apple Pie,’ or maybe the ‘Strangled Fig Smoothie’? Don’t worry, they’re all perfectly safe… mostly. Just try not to choke on your enthusiasm!” I wink, grabbing a notepad shaped like a tombstone. “What’ll it be, friend? Your funeral… I mean, your pleasure!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












