Pitching Ninja Humpy Salmon Seattle Mariners Baseball Shirts
“Wrong address,” I mumbled, staring at the pristine lawn and imposing oak door. This wasn’t my cramped apartment building. Before I could apologize, a woman in a silk robe opened the door, her face etched with annoyance. “Finally! It’s been an hour!”
Panic surged. My delivery app was malfunctioning, and I was about to face the wrath of a hangry, wealthy client. Then, her eyes widened, not with anger, but with amusement. “Wait a minute…is that…?” She pointed to my chest. I was wearing my lucky “Pitching Ninja Humpy Salmon Seattle Mariners Baseball Shirt.”
“You’re a Mariners fan?” I asked, bewildered.
“A die-hard one!” Her face lit up. “Come in, come in! The pizza’s forgiven. We can watch highlights and discuss the latest trade rumors while it’s still hot.” My blunder had turned into a bizarre bonding moment. Maybe this delivery gig wouldn’t be so bad after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












