Metal Marf Cat Shirts
The elevator shuddered, lights flickering before plunging us into near darkness. Groans and nervous laughter filled the cramped space. “Great,” a woman sighed, fiddling with her phone.
Suddenly, a man cleared his throat. “Is that… is that a Metal Marf Cat shirt?” He pointed at a teenager in the corner. The kid, clearly embarrassed, mumbled, “Uh, yeah. New album dropped.”
Another woman chimed in, “Oh, I love their earlier stuff! ‘Marmalade Mayhem’ is a classic.”
The first woman, phone forgotten, asked, “Is their merch usually this…exclusive? I’ve been trying to find a ‘Purrgrind’ tee forever!”
Soon, the broken elevator was filled with passionate debate about Metal Marf Cat’s discography, lyrical themes, and the best place to buy official merchandise. I, the owner of said “Metal Marf Cat Shirts,” couldn’t believe my ears. This breakdown was the best marketing I’d ever stumbled upon.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












