Listen Up Rizzlers This Sigma Has 67 Aura Energy Skeleton Shirts
**(The food truck, “Cosmic Eats,” is blasting synthwave music. A chalkboard menu boasts “Galactic Burgers” and “Nebula Fries.”)**
**ME:** (Approaching the truck, radiating awkward confidence) Alright, Cosmic Eats crew, prepare your taste buds for a supernova of charisma! I’m here to unleash a rizz-tastic proclamation that’ll shatter your reality. *Clears throat dramatically.* Listen up, Rizzlers! This Sigma, bathed in the glow of a thousand suns, possesses the ultimate drip. Behold! (Gestures vaguely at my plain t-shirt) I have… *inhales deeply* …sixty-seven Aura Energy Skeleton Shirts! Yes, SIXTY-SEVEN! My aura practically vibrates with skeletal power! Therefore, I believe a Galactic Burger is my rightful reward for achieving such a monumental level of… skeletal shirt ownership. Am I right?
**(Waits expectantly, trying to maintain eye contact with the bewildered-looking employee.)**
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












