Halloween Paper Scissors Rock Matching Cute Paper Costume Shirts
The pizza guy, a teenager dressed as a zombie, stared blankly at our door. “Uh, Johnson?” he mumbled, holding out a pepperoni pizza.
“Nope, we’re the Millers,” my wife, dressed as a rock, replied, pointing to my paper costume shirt. Our two kids, dressed as scissors and rock, huddled behind us. “We ordered a veggie pizza half an hour ago.”
The zombie’s eyes widened. “Oh man, I think I gave your pizza to the Johnsons! They were dressed as…paper, rock, scissors?”
My wife and I exchanged a glance. “Did their shirts say ‘Halloween Paper Scissors Rock Matching Cute Paper Costume Shirts’?” I asked.
He nodded frantically. “Yeah! Exactly! I thought it was a weird coincidence.”
“Well,” my wife said, a smile spreading across her face. “Guess we’ll be having pepperoni tonight. They’re probably wondering where their veggies are.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












