Cat I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose It Makes My Tummy Hurt Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could have watered a small garden. This was it, my first date with Liam, the cute barista with the even cuter smile. I adjusted my “Cat I Refuse to Tolerate Lactose It Makes My Tummy Hurt” shirt for the tenth time. Why did I think this was a good idea?
Liam arrived, his eyes crinkling at the corners as he smiled. “Hey, I’m Liam!” He gestured to my shirt. “That’s… amazing. I have a similar one that says ‘Dogs Against Gluten.'”
My anxiety instantly melted away. “No way! We’re destined to be friends, at least.”
He laughed, a warm, genuine sound. “Definitely friends who understand the struggle. So, non-dairy ice cream, then?”
“Absolutely,” I replied, feeling a genuine smile creep onto my face. My lactose intolerance had just saved the day. Who knew a silly t-shirt could be the perfect icebreaker?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












