Frog I Protect The Family You Want A Fight You Found It Shirts
I placed my groceries on the conveyor belt, the “Frog I Protect The Family You Want A Fight You Found It” emblazoned across my chest. The cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, scanned a can of beans.
“Interesting shirt,” she said, a slight smirk playing on her lips. “Bit aggressive, isn’t it?”
“It’s a statement,” I replied, a little defensively. “I take family seriously.”
“Sure, but does it really have to threaten people?” she countered, scanning a box of pasta. “Seems like there are gentler ways to express that.”
“It’s a joke, mostly,” I mumbled, feeling a little self-conscious. “But yeah, I’m protective.”
“I get it,” she conceded, ringing up the final item. “Just seems like a lot of people are looking for a fight these days without the help of amphibian-themed apparel.” She handed me my receipt. “Have a good one, and maybe try a ‘Love Your Neighbor’ shirt next time?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












